What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?